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About Me Premium Member Experimental Photographer Evan Jay Erwin-Burns21/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 7 Months
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Boston Beatdown = Absolute Beauty. I have such great eyebrows. I'm kidding people.. I'm only half conceited, don't get all booty-hurt.

BWBWBWBW

EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!

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~sugarcookie1:iconsugarcookie1:
i miss u
Mon Jul 20, 2009, 8:19 PM
*evanjay-voguerotica:iconevanjay-voguerotica:
fuck that man, we're the doc's. we dont do that bullshit
Thu Jul 9, 2009, 10:01 AM
~raider-rendition:iconraider-rendition:
dude, i might have to do head count at the d-fac. you think i'm good enough to get out of it? i like a challenge
Thu Jul 9, 2009, 5:23 AM
~sugarcookie1:iconsugarcookie1:
babe i love u sooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri Jul 3, 2009, 6:26 PM
~imtoosexyformyshirt:iconimtoosexyformyshirt:
I love evans nice tight ass.
Wed Jul 1, 2009, 7:36 AM
~j-burns-scikotics:iconj-burns-scikotics:
Ha! it is!!
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 9:42 PM
~sugarcookie1:iconsugarcookie1:
pantless wonder!!! lol thats an awesome name. lol.
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 1:41 AM
~j-burns-scikotics:iconj-burns-scikotics:
right.. sorry..
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 1:10 AM
~sugarcookie1:iconsugarcookie1:
shut up!!!! thats not funny.
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 12:15 AM
~j-burns-scikotics:iconj-burns-scikotics:
Ha, no, of course not.. i was talking about the other girl getting pissed because she's talking to her fiance!!
Fri Jun 26, 2009, 11:51 PM

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My name is Evan Jay Erwin-Burns.
I am from California/Oklahoma. Was raised in both.
I reside in Europe. Travel to different countries often.
Student in college working on a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree.
Twenty one years old and age has treated me commendably.
I am a Medic for the United States Army.

I am friendly and easygoing. Very flirtatious.
I am an addictive drug that most find difficult to give up.
No, I am not entirely conceited.
Although, people should never talk themselves down.

Conversationists (made up word) feel free to drop a note at any point in time. I always enjoy a good read..

If I Made Future Plans, This Would Have Been It

Fri Jun 26, 2009, 6:36 AM
IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!!

I'M IN A TIZZY OVER DARKEST HOURS' NEW ALBUM!!
I fUCkING lOVE ThAT bANd!!
AND MY NUMERO UNO BROHEIM BRAD, GOT IT FOR ME!

I'm getting married in four months!! Love You, Sahar!!

I (Heart) Der Bundesuehr!!

People, try not to be such Mincers' all the time.

\/\/\/\I LIKE TO ENJOY A CIGARETTE FILLED WITH MENTHALADIUM AFTER 7 HOURS OF TOURING A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY YOU MIGHT BE BLOWN UP IN/\/\/\/\DONT JUDGE ME!/\/\/\/\

MMM! Crab and Steak tonight for Supper! Fukchyea! (no need to comment on that, sahar)
(ELL OH! ELL)

OPEN UP A BOTTLE O' LIQOUR FOR WHACKO JAHCKO!
HE DIED THIS MORNING..
  • Listening to: Yelle De Des Gargons - A La Remix.
  • Reading: Braille! Duh!
  • Watching: Entourage Season 2
  • Playing: With Jill - Don't Worry, Sahar Knows Ell OH! Ell
  • Eating: Steak and Crab Entree
  • Drinking: Fruit Cocktail Trying To Stay Away From Soda-Pop

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Europe - Border of Czech Republic
  • Interests: Art. Music. Medical. Sahar (My Fiance Whos Very Fon-Schwei)
  • Favourite band or musician: So many to choose from.
  • Favourite genre of music: Varies from House to Progressional Rock.
  • Operating System: Windows Seven
  • MP3 player of choice: Zune NOT Ipod (I commend Capitalism over Comunism)
  • Wallpaper of choice: Women with instruments
  • Skin of choice: Im Pretty Happy with My Own Skin Complexion
  • Favourite game: 21 Questions - Normally involves meeting someone new.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mayor West (Too Funny)
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon Rebel XSi

THE FEEL GOOD RECIPE

I CAN FINALLY CALL YOU MINE. 16JUN2009.
TODAY, WAS A GOOD DAY. LOVE YOU BABE.

Visitors

:iconj-burns-scikotics:
~j-burns-scikotics
Nov 23, 2009
5:42 pm
:iconbaserious:
~baserious
Nov 15, 2009
2:19 am
:iconrasberry-hottie:
~RASBERRY-HOTTIE
Nov 13, 2009
7:04 pm
:iconcutiepower:
~Cutiepower
Oct 14, 2009
6:37 am
:iconcindyb08:
~CindyB08
Sep 25, 2009
6:15 am

Comments


:iconsugarcookie1:
hey babe i miss u soo much. we havent talked in like forever. i miss talking to u. i love u Evan. i cant wait until we talk again...i have to ask u somethings too. ok i love u sooo much!!!
:iconraider-rendition:
Alright man, stop what you're doing when you read this and play #21 on the DJ Antonie Stop CD. If you dont have it go get it. It will change your whole outlook on the day. I am almost gone suppose to fly out tom. morn the 16th.
:iconsugarcookie1:
:iconserpentinekiss:


thats what i want to do to u. lol
:iconsugarcookie1:
babe i burned my thumb. it hurts. i hate cooking.
:iconraider-rendition:
whats up man come over and chill
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:iconsugarcookie1:
babe come on to aim!!!!!!
:iconj-burns-scikotics:
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I wear a small in all shirts and 31 and 32 in shorts, but i think i did it right.. not sure
:iconsugarcookie1:
hey babe i get out of class at 4pm. so it will be 11pm there. love u.
:iconsugarcookie1:
u loser i missed u by like 10 mins. what the hell!!!
:iconsugarcookie1:
u fuck face u left me again!!!!! why do u always leave me!!!!!!!!!!!
:iconsugarcookie1:
omg Evan i told my mom about u!!!
she didnt freak out at all. and i told her alot about u and she was like aww he sounds sweet. and i was like mom u dont even know how sweet he is and i told her how u call me and make me feel better and stuff. she was lik oh ok thats cool. lol. so my mommy knows about u. and she doenst hate u so get excited. lol.
:iconsugarcookie1:
yo fuckface whats up? ur finally on...i bet ur going to leave me again. right?
:icondeidarasmexy999:
Sahar's in the shower!!!! xDDD

--
Dad: where's Italy located?
me from the other room: UNDER GERMANY!! 8D
~
Dear Maira's mom:
I SENT YOUR DAUGHTER PORN AND FORCED HER TO READ IT. I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON. D;
~AeleusIenzo
:iconsugarcookie1:
Evan u fucking loser u left me!!!
:iconsugarcookie1:
evan u loser!!! ur on!!!!
:iconsugarcookie1:
im not going to the mall. cuz my dad yelled at me. so fuck it. im here now.
:iconwalter-taylor:
will you come by tonight? Im going to tie myself up naked for you!!!
:iconwalter-taylor:
dude i had fun last night when you gave it to me hard
:iconsugarcookie1:
over 100 million birds die annually by crashing into glass windows in the usa. lol

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